As every Muggle knows, Harry Potter celebrates a birthday this month. But on the cusp of turning 34, he's given his fans a gift – a peek into what his life is like these days, thanks to the Daily Prophet – and his creator, J.K. Rowling.
In a surprise appearance that brings readers up to date on the now approaching-middle-age character -- along with the other key members of the famed Dumbledore's Army – Harry and his friends and family show up for the final of the 2014 Quidditch World Cup. And they're a long way from the faraway view in the stands they once had.
For Rowling's 1,500-word new story, which appeared early Tuesday on Rowling's Pottermore site, the author delivers the first update on Harry and company since the final Potter novel released seven years ago. It's an intriguing view of what her characters have been up to, written in the unmistakably snarky voice of gossip columnist Rita Skeeter, the Perez Hilton of the wizarding world. Like a HuffPo story on the cast of "Saved by the Bell," Skeeter's story notes that the Hogwarts alums are "no longer the fresh-faced teenagers they were in their heyday" – Harry's hair is now flecked with "a couple of threads of silver," while Ron's "famous ginger hair appears to be thinning slightly." More portentously, Harry is now sporting "a nasty cut over his right cheekbone," leading Skeeter to speculate that perhaps the Ministry of Magic's most famous Auror is "embroiled in fresh mysteries that will one day explode upon us all." His wife, Ginny, meanwhile, is busy reporting on the games themselves, to the obvious consternation of Skeeter.